Dry at the Buck's party
Hi
again, Last
weekend
I
was
invited
to
a
bucks
party.
It
did
occur
to
me
at
the
time
that
a
recovering
gay
alcoholic
was
a
strange
thing
to
find
at
a
bucks
party. The
point
is,
gay
guys
don't
get
invited
to
a
lot
of
bucks
parties.....
Most
of
the
guys
I
know
are
doing
it
with
other
bucks
all
week
so
there
hardly
seems
any
reason
for
an
additional
party.Then
there's
that
strange
thing
that
happens
when
straight
guys
drink
40
beers
in
2
hours and
start
cuddling
each
other
-
they
don't
like
the
gay
boys
around.
Unless,
of
course, it
is
to
ask
the
inevitable
"but
how
do
you
know
you
don't
like
girls?".
And,
yes
i
have
tried
but
we
ended
up
talking
about
Jennifer
Aniston
and
the
moment
was
gone. Where
was
I,
oh
the
party.........I
went
because
my
friend
invited
me.
I
wanted
to
celebrate
all
the
parties
that
were
a
part
of
him
marrying
a
girl
he
loved.
There
were
about
25
guys,
all
around
25kg
overweight.
In
attendance
were
2
kegs
of
beer,
5
bottles
of
tequila,
half
a
slowly
cooked
cow
and
4
tubs
of
KFC
coleslaw. I
wasn't
sure
if
it
was
the
part
where
they
shaved
half
his
body
hair
(only
on
the
left
side),
or
the
hard
core
lesbian
floor
show
that
convinced
me
to
put
rules
around
future
bucks
party
acceptances but
i
thought
I
would
share
them
with
you: 1.
Always
arrive
late.
It
takes
only
45
mins
for
everyone
at
a
bucks
party
to
get
smashed
so
noone
will
notice
you
are
not
drinking
once
you
arrive. 2.
When
a
guy
asks:
"You
want
a
beer?"
-
DO
NOT
say,
"No
thanks
I
don't
drink!
-
this
is
like
pissing
on
his
shoe
and
they
don't
like
that
either.
Just
say'
"Thanks
buddy,
I'll
get
one
later". 3.
When
the
tequila
or
sambuca
shots
come
around
-
go
to
the
toilet.
Better
to
have
a
leaky
bladder
than
slipping
it
under
the
table
on
the
floor
-
they
all
know
that
trick. 4.
If
the
lesbian
or
stripper in
the
floor
show
comes
up
to
you
and
you
are
gay
-
check
your mobile
for
messages.
She'll
get
the
hint.
It
worked
for
me. 5.
Leave
early
and
before
the
vomit
starts
-
they'll
never
know. Yes
folks,
survival
tips
for
the
socially
challenged! Go
forth
and
multiply
-
I
have
been
trying
for
years.... DDxx
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