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Yoga - why is everyone so uptight?
Have
you
noticed
something
unforgiving
about
Sundays?
You
stay
good
all
Saturday
night
-
the
danger
night
for
me
as
all
my
friends
are
out
getting
smashed.
They
seem
to
cope,
and
I
lose
the
plot
so
I
stay
at
home.
That
means
an
early
start
Sunday!Yay!
I
stay
up
until
3-4am
Saturday
night,
bumping
around
the
house
like
an
insomniac
just
so
I
am
calm
on
Sunday.
I
still
get
up
around
7am
because
I
can't
sleep
after
10
years
of
drinking
every
night.
I
thought
this
was
supposed
to
stop
after
a
few
dry
weeks,
but
it
has
been
months
and
I
still
can't
settle
down.
Then
I
remember
that
is
why
I
started
drinking
in
the
first
place.
The
doctor
offered
my
Vallium
but
that
sounded
like
swapping
one
fix
for
another.
So
I
am
doing
it
cold
turkey
(well
on
Chicken
Noodle
soup
actually)!
Anyway,
after
being
so
good
on
Saturday
night
I
expect
a
trophy
on
Sunday
mornings.
Unfortunately
life
is
not
like
that
and
Sunday
is
just
another
day.
Except,
there
is
no
washing
or
anything
to
do
because
I
finished
that
last
night
at
4am.
I
have
the
choice
of
feeling
sorry
for
myself
around
the
house
all
morning
or
taking
up
something
productive
-
I
decided
on
Yoga
at
9am
every
Sunday.
Well,
don't
let
anyone
tell
you
that
people
who
go
to
yoga
are
chilled
out.
Scratch
beneath
the
surface
at
my
local
pilates
and
yoga
studio
and
there
are
a
bunch
of
really
angry
girls
(and
a
few
guys)
doing
aggressive
chanting.
Man,
it
is
intense.
On
certain
days
people
have
"their
machine"
-
how
am
I
supposed
to
know
who's
favourite
reformer
bed
I
am
perched
on
top
of.
I
usually
leave
a
broken
man
and
head
off
home
to
do
some
more
cleaning.
Maybe
the
kitchen
pantry
needs
emptying
out?
DDxx
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