FOR
WOMEN
ONLY:
THIS
CARD
WAS
STARTED
BY
A
WOMAN
LIKE
YOURSELF,
IN
HOPES
OF
BRINGING
RELIEF
TO
OTHER
TIRED
&
DISCONTENTED
WOMEN.
UNLIKE
MOST
CHAIN
CARDS,
THIS
ONE
DOES
NOT
COST
ANYTHING!
JUST
SEND
A
COPY
OF
THIS
CARD
TO
5
OF
YOUR
FRIENDS
WHO
ARE
EQUALLY
TIRED
&
DISCONTENTED.
THEN
BUNDLE
UP
YOUR
HUSBAND
OR
BOYFRIEND
AND
SEND
HIM
TO
THE
WOMAN'S
NAME
WHO
APPEARS
AT
THE
TOP
OF
THE
LIST!
WHEN
YOUR
NAME
COMES
TO
THE
TOP
OF
THE
LIST,
YOU
WILL
RECEIVE
16,877
MEN...AND
ONE
OF
THEM
IS
BOUND
TO
BE
A
HELLUVA
LOT
BETTER
THAN
THE
ONE
YOU
ALREADY
HAVE.
DO
NOT
BREAK
THE
CHAIN!!!
HAVE
FAITH!!!
ONE
WOMAN
WHO
BROKE
THE
CHAIN
GOT
HER
OWN
S.O.B.
BACK.
ON
THE
OTHER
HAND,
A
FRIEND
OF
MINE
HAS
ALREADY
RECEIVED
184
MEN.
THEY
BURIED
HER
YESTERDAY.
IT
TOOK
3
UNDERTAKERS
TO
GET
THE
SMILE
OFF
HER
FACE
&
2
DAYS
TO
GET
HER
LEGS
TOGETHER
SO
THEY
COULD
CLOSE
THE
COFFIN!
LOL,
MICHELLE
