cruel
but
kinda
funny
Current
mood:
ashamed
Category:
Life
As
most
of
you
may
know,
I
wasn't
always
such
a
nice
guy.
Something
has
been
on
my
mind
that
I
have
to
get
off
my
chest.
I
have
been
in
many
long
term
relationships.
As
a
result,
I
have
many
ex
sister
in
laws
so
don't
even
try
guessing
who
this
is.
Some
of
them
I
loved,
some
of
them
not
so
great.
I
had
one
in
particular
who
was
probably
the
most
miserable
person
I
have
ever
known.
This
one
caused
much
drama
and
misery
in
my
life
and
the
lives
of
several
people
I
know.
You
know,
the
kind
of
person
that
sits
on
the
phone
for
hours
gossiping
about
everyone
and
everything.
And
if
there
was
nothing
on
someone,
it
got
made
up.
So
there
wasn't
a
whole
lot
of
love
there
but
I
tried
to
make
the
best
of
it
even
though
I
knew
my
turn
would
come,
it
was
like
clockwork.
Anyways,
this
particular
in
law
was
constantly
getting
yeast
infections.
Guess
who
always
got
asked
to
go
to
the
store
to
get
the
magic
cream?
You
guessed
it.
The
awesome
brother
in
law
that
I
was,
I
gladly
obliged.
Gotta
help
a
sister
out,
right?
Well
my
intentions
weren't
the
greatest.
I
figured
I
would
have
some
harmless
fun
with
it,
no
one
would
know.
I
would
go
to
the
store
and
wait
til
a
big
crowd
was
at
the
checkout
counter.
I
would
make
sure
someone(always
female)
would
see
what
I
was
buying.
Then
I
would
say
in
a
voice
a
little
louder
than
normal
speech
"Yep,
my
favorite
sister
in
law
got
another
yeast
infection.
I'm
such
a
nice
guy,
buying
this
for
her."
I
feel
really
guilty
about
doing
this
now.
That
was
pretty
damn
cruel
but
it's
kinda
funny
still
in
a
twisted
way.
Thats
passive
aggressive
revenge.
It
did
make
me
feel
fairly
smug
at
the
time.
Now
there's
guilt.
Knowing
what
I
do
now
about
the
principles
of
recovery,
I
will
someday
have
to
make
amends.
Its
going
to
be
a
while
before
I
get
to
that
point.
I
am
sorry
for
being
such
a
jerk.
I
take
responsibility
by
never
acting
in
this
manner
again.
Nobody
knows
I
did
such
a
thing
but
I
know,
so
does
God.
It
will
be
for
Him
to
judge
me.